Splatterhouse

I re-discovered one of my old arcade favorites Splatterhouse when looking through the game roms we had on our old computer. They had this game at Vasa's good old theme park Wasalandia and I must have been around 10 years old when I saw this game the first time. I was completely awed by the level and monster designs. I also remember when I was watching some older "juvenile delinquents" or something playing it and they got to the level where you're fighting a bunch of poltergeist chairs. I must have been really impressed by that because I said in swedish something like "Whoa, chairs". I remember the big guys made fun of me or something so I felt a bit embarrassed and scared. But that's the power Splatterhouse has on a little kid like I was back then. These days, I can beat this game pretty easily myself but I am always reminded of my stupid "Whoa, chairs" line when I get to that level. Below follows a few pics of some of the coolest scenes from the first five of seven levels.

Hot meat-clever action in the first stages. The baddies always die in gory ways. You can't really see it as well as I hoped in the first pic, but I am chopping that zombie alien's head off clean.



A crazy dual chainsaw-wielding maniac!


One of my favorite boss encounters. First we find this girl lying on this couch here. I think it might be the girl you enter the Splatterhouse with in the short intro. But i am not sure, I haven't really tried to figure out the story.


But then she changes into this really cool freaky clawed monster.


This should be level 2, there's a really cool sound when you hit these gray ooze monsters with the short baseball bat-looking wooden stick. The monsters splash all over the wall in a really cool way too.


Encounter with a poltergeist. The room will shake; chairs, knives and even the painting will attack you.


This is a really gross freaky blob monster that tries to slime its way all over you.


All in all a really cool game, it's a bit on the easy side though. Not a lot of strategy required. But great graphics, monsters and music.

If you wanna see this game in action here's a two-part movie of somebody going through the game at a pretty fast pace. Unfortunately in the first stage he doesn't use the meat-clever so no decapitations there.

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Part 2:

Dota sucks

Hello and welcome to my blog. I will write about lots of different stuff here. Probably a lot of nerdy stuff.

Today I played Dota for the fiftyninehundredth time and it felt really boring. The game is all about farming some dumb creeps in a forest so you can become imba. Some heroes have an easier time becoming imba than others. Some of them for example can get really mad attack speed and damage and can almost kill you before you notice the other player is shooting at you and before the game responds to your actions with all the lag. There's also not really any incentive to attack your opponent as quickly as possible. Most games last about an hour. Which is a bit too long. I think I should start playing some of my PS2 games instead.